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jrharv

Province: Ontario

About Me
A draftsman for a paycheck, a writer of comedy now available on major bookstore websites (Amazon.com, Barnesandnoble.com,bookfinder4u.com,lulu.com)everywhere look for John Ross Harvey, if you just do John Harvey I'm on page 15 or so, as John Harvey is a crime novelist with 30 or so books. At lulu.com I have 4 books now 3 comedy, one a short story novel, all cost less than a movie w/ popcorn and last a lifetime. I'm currently in training for Health and Safety Representative for our office, one of 4 required. It's a lawbook I have to know basically so far, 2 more training periods still to go. More pay? Hope so. Gas prices should be legislated to 49.9. I can't afford to maintain my car anymore, and its a subcompact. I curl on Friday nights between October and April in Richmond Hill. The rink was used for Little Mosque's curling episode. A member there has same name as country singer Gord Bamford, no relation that we know of. Most recently 8-ball champ at workplace pool tourneys and recently elected Vice President at Trillium Village Collectors Club, what do they do? They collect Department 56 porcelain christmas houses and figurines, what do I do as Vice President? No idea really, maybe get some members from odd places like this. Perhaps I forgot to mention I love F1 racing but am not a fan of Ferrari (at least not since 1996) and I live in Canadas Ferrari-fan capital, and Im not dead. I was an unaired auditioner at Last Comic Standing in Montreal, which puzzled me as ANT joined me onstage to discuss my superpowers which I proved to him. As my stage experience in stand-up is non-existant its best you read my book to discover my talent. Mark Breslin suggested the book, and I have his quote on it. Mookie Wilson of Country 95.3 also has a quote. I'm anong many writing for Tara Oram's contest, I know I can't sing, it's my writing that matters.

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posted on Mon Feb 8 02:36 PM
Pedestrian safety, new website, and Pen Name

With recent tragedies to pedestrians in Greater Toronto Area, I felt a need to express an opinion. My full opinion exists at my new website www.johnrossharvey.com
the Vaughan Citizen newspaper reprinted much of it for their Jan. 28 issue. I was interviewed on Friday by City News to discuss my hu...

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"http://www.citytv.com/toronto/citynews/life/family/article/69781--self-published-author-enters-toron..."

posted on Sun Nov 16 08:50 AM
My Comedy Clips

Now available on iLike, found at Myspace and Facebook

Sound bites of my book shorts as I create them. 37 entries up now.

posted on Thu Nov 13 12:51 PM
Alan Jackson

seeing him tomorrow night from company box

just shocked that he's as big as Toby these days based on last night's show

posted on Wed Sep 24 03:23 PM
Stephen Leacock Humour Award

I have officially mailed in my entry. Book 2 as it were called "Snowball's Chance In Hell" A brief bio, a photo, and 10 book copies....and a fee.

Past winners include Will Ferguson, one of my favourite comedy authors.

Shortlist and winners will announced next year. Hopefully s...

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"that's too bad.a driver's manual sound's good." + 8 others

posted on Thu Sep 11 02:09 PM
Silent Auction items needed.

Anybody near the GTA willing to donate items for silent auction. My curling rink does ALS Society bonspeil in January and we use the silent auction to increase the money raised for the event. Last year we had autographed puck from hockey star Tavares that did very well. Stuff like winebaskets, gift...

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